Friday, December 9, 2011

Lani Plays: Rise of Nightmares part 5

Break a mans weapon, you break the man.

50 comments:

  1. Another one already?! God bless you Lani! :D

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  2. i think your rage broke vegeta

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  3. Better question, why would you get into an iron maiden? Doesn't seem like the best idea bro. Just sayin'

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  4. God Damn, Lani. Is your KINECT a peice of crap?


    You should buy a new one :[


    But... THANKIES FOR MAKING NEW EPISODE SO QUICKLY!?

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  5. When the tongs break Lani will snap, and then black out. Then wakes up with dead bodies all around him and he is covered in the blood.

    I almost expected you to start talking about Happy Trees the way your tone of voice was going.

    Why would you enter an iron maiden....the douche already said there was blood and iron maidens were torture devices so why would you do that?

    I think you should put in a Lani Owned Count they way your are going right now.

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  6. The New Lani frightened me. He was so calm and was beating up his friends... and when they gave him a suprise birthday party, he fucking killed them! And then he killed the one who was late about 20 times over because Ernst kept decapitating him!

    Why Lani, Why?

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  7. XDD oh lani, we can hear your sanity drop considerably by the third time you died XDDD LMFAO

    shoulda picked up that ice saw that was on the ground~ X3

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  8. It's like watching two games in one. Rise of Nightmares, and Lani's Descent into Insanity.

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  9. the game broke him

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  10. The next time we see Lani will be on a gurney strapped down like Hannibal Lector from Silence of the Lambs.

    I could almost hear him being one step away from saying "Hello Clarice *snake teeth sucking/hissing sound* Would you like some brains of the undead, maybe an arm or two?"

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  11. When you're in the room where you kill the two zombies, before you go out the door and see Ernst...there was an open place in the floor you could interact with on the other side of the room. Maybe there's something down there?

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  12. I love how he never uses the auto-walk. Even when he's half-crazed, he still stumbles into walls. :D

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  13. Is your rage broke Lani?

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  14. you can run by holding your bent arm up
    you can cancel by placing your arm at the side

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  15. Um...Why would you go into an Iron Maiden in the first place?

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  16. Anonymous said...
    When you're in the room where you kill the two zombies, before you go out the door and see Ernst...there was an open place in the floor you could interact with on the other side of the room. Maybe there's something down there?
    December 9, 2011 5:32 PM

    Unless there's a second trap door I missed, that's where he came from dude (or dudette)

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  17. Well theirs the Iron Maiden you were looking for Lani

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  18. Lani introduces his Psycho side as he snapped because of this crappy game lol.

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  19. LOOOL the part where he gets all calm, like he's in another level completely. And then at the end. WHY WOULD YOU ENTER THAT. IT WAS CLEARLY DEADLY. I lol'd so much.

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  20. I guess one of the Iron maidens is a fake with a passage. When you enter that room it says "investigate the room", so maybe there's a clue as to which one.

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  21. lani behind the chair where the iron maiden there tongs to let u know

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  22. i think after you turned that wheel and those 2 zombies jumped you, you could have probaly attacked those others through the bars.

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  23. PsychoLani is much scarier than anything in this game.

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  24. Lani im comin for dat ass ;)

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  25. Quoting Picco-lani: "DODGE!!!!"

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  26. Lani your just to much! I hope you don't already have a girlfriend... or boyfriend lol

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  27. I have chortles from this video

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  28. I thought the Lani that snapped at the end of the Justine Amnesia was terrifying but noooooo this silent Lani was much more terrifying

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  29. Y'gotta remember...your protagonist IS still a drunk. He isn't the brightest person in the lot when he decides to step into an Iron Maiden.

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  30. There are three iron maidens.When he said theres a lot of blood that meant its the wrong one.The one you should get in should have no blood.Oh,and there where tongs behind you in the iron maiden room.

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  31. lani go in the iron maiden to the far right u will be fine

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  32. What dougy1138 says bro, the far right has a draft in it.
    Keep it going man, you're doing good.

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  33. I can hear Gan now, "They're just fucking commons!"

    Ah... but this is all my fault. 'Cause I'm just that evil. My evil pierces the very fabric of time and space to kill your character amid a veritable river of the undead. Neo-danny is nothing but a flotsam on the sea of my whim! Buhuahahahahahaha...

    ...I'm bored.

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  34. Dude i was watching...you didn't move and still you died. wtf?

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  35. @Sistahanime: I assume you're reffering to his first run in with Ernst? He didn't move, but he was in Ernst's path. Ernst didn't hear him, he bumped into him

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  36. Hey Lani, what's up with the TeamFourStar website, I tried getting on it on Chrome and Firefox, and still won't let me on there :( I had to see you're guy's latest video on fuggin' YOUTUBE >:O

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  37. No Lani! The cancel button!!!! THE CANCEL BUTTON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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  38. I see Lani's descent into madness have begun...

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  39. nothing like a three pound paper weight to make you feel like an asshole!!

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  40. Your vocal tone when you got calm was reminiscent of Bob Ross imo

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  41. This game is so mind bendingly bad, after you finish playing it, you should take it out back and destroy it with a giant pait of tongs...

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  42. Anytime there is an unsettling amount of blood in anything, its probably a bad idea to get into it. But it did make for a hilarious end to the video. Your Let's Plays are comedic gold.

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  43. I never had much regard for survival horror genres that really are action games, but this sets a new low standard. RE5 was the last one to do that for me.

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  44. I think Lani developed schizophrenia

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  45. Ernst was hungry, so you tenderized some zombies for him.

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