Saturday, January 5, 2013

The Greatest Videogame in the History of Technology


According to good 'ol JR.

10 comments:

  1. I don't fully understand what I just watched.. But it definitely affected my sides.

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  2. Plot: 10/10. A driving, action focused narrative that both holds you in suspense even while plumbing the depths of human emotion. Real, powerful topics range from alcoholism, the pressure of celebrity living, and the tragic consequences of chair-based violence.

    Graphics: 10/10. Players can actually step THROUGH the television, and play inside a virtual recreation of the game. Once inside, this recreation is indistinguishable from our plane of existence. This technology works with any television, window, or crudely drawn box-like shape.

    Gameplay: 10/10. Players can actually become the characters, allowing for perfect, fully intuitive control of said characters. Wrestler strength is toned carefully to match the physical prowess of the player, using data pulled from the their subconscious. This data is used to create an artificial soul, which is then uploaded to the hard drive.

    Sound: 9/10. The soundtrack can get a little repetitive.

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  3. He's got wood!
    Greatest game ever... forever.

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  4. If you watch long enough they'll start singing about douche bags

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  5. I'm not saying this makes me want a Two Saiyans Commentate WWE13, but I want Two Saiyans Commentate WWE13

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  6. wow, both Punk and Stone Cold look like they are only there because Vince made them do it.

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  7. vince cant force steven.

    and anyone can make a vg slapstick video...sigh.

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  8. i chuckled my ass off seeing jr's melted looking mustache on his alimented ridden face

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  9. That game looked terrible.

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